Let’s say my goal is to sell 10,000 copies of something. And let’s say that if...– Tim O’Reilly is my new boyfriend. (Not really, but, seriously, give me a call.)
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Who Says You Can't Fuck Crazy?
ronworkman: riser: Yeah, she’s fucked in the head. Yeah, she loves drama. Yeah, she has the potential to make my life a living hell. But it’s like finding a 20 dollar bill on the ground: You’re going to pick it up. You’re going to put it in your pocket. And then you’re gonna fuck it. Note from Ron: I can’t explain it but this is the greatest thing ever written.
Here’s to a long life and a merry one, a quick death and an easy one, a pretty...– Irish Toast This Irish girl is ready drink some good beer, make some new friends, and maybe start a few fights. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! (via lynnftw)
There is a moral panic in America over young women’s sexuality- and it’s...– Jessica Valenti, The Purity Myth How America’s Obsession with Virginity is Hurting Young Women (via veggielezzyfemmie)(via stfuconservatives)
A 6 year olds perspective on what's going on.
My sister woke up this morning so concerned with what was going on in japan, which led to this conversation.
Me: Why are you up so early?
Her: What in the world? Did you not hear about the tsunami?
Me: I did. I know. It's horrible.
Her: Heck yes it is. We need to buy sushi as soon as the sushi place opens.
Me: Huh? Why?
Her: Oh my goodness. Do i need to explain everything for you?
Me: Yeah. I don't understand why we need to buy sushi?
Her: It's because when you buy something japanese the money goes to japan. or could I send my piggy bank to someone in japan? they need it more then I do. I'll even send them my floaties. I don't need any of it. Why did this happen to japan? they never did anything wrong.
Me: That's just the way mother nature works.
Her: Well where's father nature? I'm sure he's gonna be mad at mother nature. She's hurting her kids. She's a mean mom.
Me: She's not really a mom, thats just what people call it.
Her: Whatever. Whoever this nature lady is, is a pain in the butt. She's always hurting people. Tell her go to mars, and nature herself over there.
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.– Pablo Picasso (via prestia)
Because if this is gonna be a Christian nation that DOESN’T help the poor,...– Stephen Colbert (via kallure)
The trial transcript quotes Ms. Hayden as saying Murphy called her a snitch...– United States v. Murphy has finally provided me with a case I can cite when correcting the spelling of ho. (via prestia)